HUMOR DISCUSSION

Humor is a type of life. In my opinion, humor given us a different vision about the world, because if you don’t have humor in your life I think you can’t be happy without a little bit of humor.

First of all, humor is related to happiness smiles or some emotions like this. Moreover the people in general smile more than 100 times a day, that’s more that maybe the people get angry one or three times a day. So that’s a percentage much better, because they are calm and relaxed.

To sum up, humor is necessary in our lives, because you can enjoy your days or you can be better day by day.

STRESS BEFORE TESTS

I did two extras but I need three to have better mark so I'm going to talk a little about my next week.

I'm so stressed because I have a lot of important tests.

On monday, I have a business organization test (I don't know if it's the name in english of the subject) and I need a good mark because I flunked the last test.

On tuesday, history test. I'm so scary because it's a difficult test because are four chapters.

I also have a reading & listening test of english but I'm not scary about it. But on friday I have a greek test and it's really difficult, because it's about translation.

Well, batxillerat is more difficult than I thought but I want to pass the course and with a good mark because I want to study in the university of Barcelona.

Ok, I finished with all the entries for the first term, now I have to study hard for the tests. Wish me luck!

JOKE PODCAST

listen to ‘Maria's joke’ on Audioboo

The first joke is:

• Can you spell Mississippi?
• Yes, the river or the state?

And the second joke is:

• Lurdes name two pronouns
• Who? me? 
• Yes, correct.

BRAZIL'S FRIENDLY AGAINST ARGENTINA IN CHINA ON SATURDAY IS UNDER THREAT BECAUSE BEIJING IS ENGULFED IN SMOG

Summary:

Players are stucked in their hotels after autohities issued an orange pollution alert.

The advice is that those responsible for pollution control give is that people should stay indoors and this is what they have done. The players right now are stanging in the hotels, only go out for train. Bejing has an ongoing problem with smog but farmers burning plant stalks after the autumn harvest has made it worse and the noxious cloud is expected to remain until Saturday.

Opinion:

I think that the players can not play the game, because the smog. In the Olympic Games on 2008, the athletes couldn't play. But finally they can do it. Right now, the alert is orange, that can say more alert than the another years.

Vocabulary:

Smog:smoky fog

Engulfed: cover

Indoors: inside, not exterior

CATALANS INSPIRED BY SCOTLAND VOTE IN INDEPENDENCE PUSH

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Summary:

Artur Mas comments the Scottish referendum result as he prepares his region for a similiar vote on the 9th of November.

He propose to make a referendum in that day, but the Madrid authorities consider it ilegal.

Recently, on the 11th of September 2014 has celebrated the trecentenary, and the catalans went to Barcelona to support the 'consultation' vote on the 9th of November.

Opinion:

I think that Artur Mas has to say that if Catalonia do the referendum, most of the people in that place will say 'YES' at the two answers.

He has to calm all the catalans for make our dream, the independence, came true.

Vocabulary:

Resentment: indignation, anger

Ahead: assent, authoritzation

Surge: rise, undulate